- Wears khakhi chuddies underneath and salutes the police during pride marches.
- Wears “decent clothes” to pride marches.
- Is caste blind/casteless.
- Considers Intersectionality a “dirty word”.
- Hates the Cong, Left and AAP.
- Does not carry political posters at pride.
- Is Islamophobic, but craves for a Cut Muslim Cock.
- Says LGBT is one family, but trans are sex workers and Muslims are murderers.
- Hates Gaylaxy, calls it a “propoganda site”, “fake news site” and yellow journalism.
- Invites Corporates to the Pride.
- Favourite colour: Saffron.
- Will talk about the homophobic utterances of Church Leaders and Muslim Preachers, while totally ignoring the likes of Baba Ramdev.
- Will defend Modi by saying that he has not said anything on homosexuality.
- Drools at Kashmiri Guys, but considers them anti-national.
- Masturbates to Fawad Khan, but thinks Pakistani Actors should not work in Bollywood.
- Considers “vikas” more important than human rights, votes for BJP for “development”.
- Fetishizes Black cocks while being racist.
- Says, nation is bigger than my sexuality while justifying support for BJP
(With contributions from: Dharmesh Chaubey, Rituparna Borah and Sayan Bhattacharya)
(Illustration by: Aritra Paul)
Sukhdeep Singh is a Facebook addict who works as a software engineer by day and transforms into a writer at night. He is also the founder and editor of Gaylaxy magazine.