Bottoms Up: The Bizarre Logic of Bottom Guys that make Tops go Berserk

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Bottoms have their own skewed logic that makes Tops go berserk. Though I don’t have many friends per se who are bottom, this is something I picked from the Top friends I have.

Girls are bitches

Most gay bottoms have secret rivalry towards girls. Obviously the kind of attention that girls get is something every gay bottom wants from a guy, but which they don’t get. When he has an emotional meltdown, it is supposed to be “Men have feelings too”, and when a girl gets emotional: “These bitches and their drama!” They have girls as best friends, in fact, the cute ones. But sometimes it’s hard to be all that “friendly” when his bestie gets a hunk he has been eyeing on secretly for ages.

Fellow Bottoms are Sisters

Enemy’s enemy being thick friends, two gay bottoms can bitch about a girl they dislike. I noticed this with a guy I met, he and his friend discussed about guys, they would call each others as “sisters” and feel proud about it. But let me say, if a hot guy comes between them, they wouldn’t hesitate to put up a cat fight.

Never “shares” a Top

When it comes to “sharing”, I feel Tops are more courteous. They invite every top in the city to fuck a bottom or two. But ever wondered why these gangbangs don’t show a Top being shared by bottoms much? Stamina being one thing, they honestly can’t get enough of a Top and wouldn’t share him for anyone! I was told by a friend about this bottom guy who agreed to bring a friend, but ditched him the last minute as this guy was hot and he wanted him all by himself. When his friend called, he cut the call!

Twinks Vs Bunks

I had no idea that such rivalry even existed. Apparently within the bottoms, the “fatty” or “meaty” bottoms (called as Bunks) have Twinks as their arch enemies. Now the reason is that Tops prefer petite guys sometimes, because it’s easy to handle them, and they look rather “cute”. But they can’t take it all, or “handle” a good Top. On the other hand “bunks” are chubby and it’s awkward to fuck them, but Bunks have endurance, they can take it all and take it hard! Now both of them hate each other as they feel the Tops prefer the other more, and consider them as competition.

Bottom of  “everything”

Just like how it’s funny when a Top asks for a dick pic, a bottom asking for an Ass pic is equally ridiculous. Now there are Bottoms who ask your whole history to show their asses, and that includes your ass pic. I definitely don’t understand, especially when they look for just a hook up. The only question you could ask is if he has “protected sex” and if he has taken proper “texts”. But hey, they hardly ask about it.

“I be me, you don’t be you”

Bottoms talk about bottom shaming and how they shouldn’t be judged for having multiple partners or talking “dirty” etc., and then they see a fellow bottom guy “being himself” by wearing short shorts and flirting with the guys, the first person to call him a “slut” will be his glorious self. How they judge the fuck out of another potential “competitor” and the whole “bottom shaming” makes you wonder if Tops ever had such problems with Bottoms sleeping around too much.

Bottoms are sluts, Tops are playboys

The same way how men are playboys and women are sluts for having multiple partners, Bottoms love those guys who have fucked a pack or two. It even gives them credit points. I haven’t seen a bottom complain about a Top for “sleeping around too much”. As if any STD is only for the bottoms! For some odd reasons, they like getting fucked by bad boys and play boys, they crave for such “manliness” to devour their ass and heart. Well, good for them!

These are few of the bizarre logic that they have! Lets talk about Versatile logic sometime later. Why leave them?

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Caped Crusader is a closeted gay/bi man in his mid twenties, Overwhelmed by the happenings of the gay world, he wished to put it out there as a blog. Being anonymous makes him feel like Batman, for this mask makes him a vigilante of sorts.
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